Admins

CrazyBob

"Let's rob the bank, give the money to the poor, then rob the poor and shoot the money!"

Mr.X

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."

vick.

Coming soon!

4x4Freak(UK)

Dont Make me Give you the Mooooo!

Hilary

Coming soon!

Yayoo

Coming soon!

JRN(DK)

[a funny reference to a movie]

I enjoy long walks on the beach, a good book and raping people outside police stations. My name is Jonas, and i've been playing here since the beginning back in MTA: Race.

Maurice(NZ)

Coming soon!

vv2v

Abusing players since 1995

ATeddyBear

Old Gamers Don't Die, They Respawn

Inf

Fighting for Truth / Justice / & the ALMIGHTY MOO!!!!

Fallon

Coming soon!

Psyra

Coming soon!

dAmAgE

Coming soon!

Holly

Coming soon!

danielle

Coming soon!

K4B4L

Coming soon!

Fudgie

Coming soon!

Llama

"Did you ever see a llama kiss a llama on the llama, llama's llama tastes of llama - llama llama duck."

Dr.

Life is like a squirrel trying to get a nut

Depleted

"Always make the audience suffer as much as possible." ~ Alfred Hitchcock

gmb

I'm Poor /gc gmb [amount]

MikaTheAss

Long you live and high you fly
Smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
All you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be.

Chivo

Coming soon!

Cristi

My name is Cristi (duh), I'm from Romania and I am here to keep your wallets safe.

Juusto

Would you like some cheese with your whine?

hedje

Coming soon!

shep

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

Hi i'm shep. You will most likely find me chasing down criminals in my rustler or hunting hit contracts like a mad man. If you are either of those... you'd better get running!

SheepFucka

"Booze is the answer.. I don't remember the question!"

"No Sheeps avaliable, time to hump a deer."

Nigell

"BITCH YOU BASIC!"

Tomo

"I've had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that is a record." - Dylan Thomas

Skeeter

"I'm not out looking for trouble, trouble finds me"

What can I say? I'm Skeeter. You know that one cartoon from a long time ago? Yeah.. that's not me. I'm a mysterious fella but I won't bite if you approach me. Just out having a good time! See you ingame.

xenex

"Oh my heavenly blessed beauty 84forlife, whose beauty is divine and everlasting, take all the juice you want from me. It's free."

Orca

"Without the gutter my mind would be homeless"

Muti

Let me dance in your lovecups and serve you tea.

.-.

Ray0

"All warfare is based on deception."

Hence Ninjas beat all.

Blister

Hello!

Brodie

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the minigun.

Carl2

I love cookies!

JFTW

"Bitches love my swag."

Juicy09royalty

"It's a crazy world, so I stay in mine"

Hi there! I am a friendly player and if you need help, just ask. Just be happpppy :)

Neophyte94

Hi, I'm Neophyte94. Need help? have a question? contact me.

Typhoid_Mary

"Common sense is not so common." ~Voltaire

Affe

"I am not a troll. I have never trolled in my life."

asian_gangsta

"An eye for an eye would make us all look like pirates" - Gandhi

Cis

"Don't worry about me, I've never felt better."

84forlife

Everybody deserves someone who makes them look forward to tomorrow

Bryan26

"Insist on yourself, never imitate."

euphoria

"The planet is fine. The people are fucked." - George Carlin

Hamchilla

I used to follow admins now i have to follow myself

l34shed

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." -Stephen Wright

Matt888

If the quarter was in your right hand, that would have been micro.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

MetalFace

"CnR's Prettiest Admin"

money

"I think some people care too much... I think its called love" Winnie the Pooh

nyislanders

CnR's Resident Fire and Rescue member

Propugnator

A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing, but say your mother.

Siljiilljimn

aka SilJ, Silly Jimi, Silliiljjiim, sliljljilljlmnli, etc, etc

I come from Angel Pine

TheCripple

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zentar

I went to a sick party.

Ziebart

"Of course there are moments that you wonder how long you should be doing it because there are other aspects which are not nice, of this lifestyle. But I just love winning." - Ayrton Senna

Suzy_Splintercunt

"One time at Band Camp..."

BBird

"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives." -Scott Adams

Type /h for medic support

Samantha

Who said women can't drive?

Acer

If you don't try, you never know what can happen!

Everything.

Treasure hunting, heh. Treasure finding, yes!

Evil4:20

Three can keep a secret if two are dead!!

Kadsswallop

OI G'DAY M8
o

LynxXx

"Be the change you want to see in the world"
"If everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane"
"When nothing's going right, go left"

Myth

Admins are a Myth!

Pacman

What A great day for a Barley Sandwich =)

Pineapple420

<3 Love You Long Time <3

rakart

Hi there! If you need help, feel free to contact me. Also, don't forget YOLO!

Rashon

What did you say to me?!

robotmonkey

To be or not to be. - Shakespeare
To do is to be. - Nietzsche
To be is to do. - Sartre
Do be do be do. - Sinatra.
Be bop do beep. - Wall•e

Shannon

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes

Sigma1

Who is that riding in the Sun? Who is that Guy in the Blue Cheetah? It's Sigma1!

Sznupek

"Everything I've ever done, everything I ever do, every place I've ever been, everywhere I'm going to - it's a sin."

Thanedar

"It doesn't matter, man or woman, white, black, brown, or yellow. We all bleed blue."

Tinus_nl

Enjoy life.

Uche

THANK YOU BASED GOD

whoo

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.

miss

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAXxkNaRkp8

dugi

"What one fool can do, another can."

Kratos

Be free from fear. Be fearless and have faith in the divine!

Renegade334

This is my banhammer. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.

Bozi

/flash

Eric[HUN]

SAMPLE TEXT

GhostHunteR

If there's something strange in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call?

If there's something weird and it don't look good, who you gonna call?

Kassie

Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!"

sarust

dum spiro, spero!

SphincterBonair

I came here to make fuk talk

tablespoon

shit happens

___Tommy___

"Life is made of small moments like these" - Above and Beyond

SEA

10-436

meu

I occasionally enjoy kittens (and cocaine).

aLeXaNdErYoYoYo

WTF ? RDM ?

Trauma_Queen

Sometimes the right thing and the hard thing are the same thing. I read that on a tea bag.

Kona_Mila

Coming Soon!

bmuk.

Rate my pic

NinjaTuna

Coming Soon!

BackFire911

Coming Soon!

MessedUpSmiley

The rain fell alike upon the just and upon the unjust, and for nothing was there a why and a wherefore.

chuppy

"I take a screenshot every time an admin waves at me." - Zuzite[LV]

[mg]cristiedge

come @ me

MusicBox

Tread lightly.

Stella_Clarke

Keep your eyes on the stars and take a leap of faith!

Tony_Solar

...

Skimmer

"ONE PICTURE, TWO SKIMMERS!"

Rensar

As soon as you have made a thought, laugh at it.

Catherine.

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.

pr0pelpat

You're not perfect, but you've got a lot to give.

codeshadow

I'm the new Sheriff in town!